Wednesday's Dream on October 11, 2009

I forgot to turn my alarm off last night, so i woke up quickly but I managed to hang on to a few details from my usual crazy-makes-no-effing-sense dream. I don't really remember how it started, so i will tell you what i remember. I was ice skating with a few friends and we were all doing tricks like jumps and spins. In reality, none of us can skate for our lives. Anyways, all of a sudden, the rink turned into a fricken California Tortilla resturaunt. I don't know why but it just happened like that. So like i went into the Cal tort and there was a moon bounce. It wasn't like kids jumping on a moon bounce, it was like Adults, Old people, who ever ,would get on the moonbounce, jump up once, say "abortion" and get off. Like, i have a lot of ......odd.....dreams but i mean saying abortion on a moon bounce? I don't even know where i got that from. Ok so after the california-torilla-moonbounce-abortion incident, i was at a childrens pageant watching the little "beauties" in the talent portion("beauties" are in quotes because those kids looked more like center-folds if you ask me.) So this one chick was on stage and then some old crazy chinese lady came and kidnapped her. Thats all i remember from the pageant portion of my dream. Now my dream concludes as it usually does; i am chasing an F-43 tornado (the fujita tornado scale only goes up to f-5 in real life) and i nearly die but then my damn alarm went off on a sunday so i wake up at the best part. So thats all, and tune in tomorrow for another one of Wednesday's Dreams, and remember, the world is ending in 2012. Bye!!!